Kenyan funnies June 7, 2011

I recently ran across the most entertaining news clipping. Every Saturday The Nation has a section called “Soulmates” and we get the privilege of reading it! I couldn’t help myself, these just cracked me up. I’ve decided you shouldn’t be deprived of my sick humor. Here are a few of my favorites…

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“I’m a middle-aged lady, exquisite, gifted, ambitious. Looking for a well-groomed, cultured, romantic, and one disposed to an affair. Are you the one?” Contact: attached_till_death@gmail.com

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Diya, 40, short, dark and plump. Looking for someone taller than 5’5, non-smoker, humorous, should be working, and seriously wants to have a child immediately. HIV test a must!

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I’m a born again Christian, 39, with two children. You must be a Christian. No tribalists please, just be simply Kenyan. No time-wasters please.

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I’m a refined 43-yr-old, humble, kind, focused, sociable, intelligent, and courteous woman. Jokers keep off. 

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I’m an esteemed, distinguished, healthy, well-bred, intelligent, morally-sane & socially upright man. Looking for a homemaker and marriage-minded lady. She should be faithful, responsible, and caring. Touched?

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Mogesa, 35 yrs, 5’8, humble and open-minded. Would like to meet a white woman from any part of the world, aged 35 and below. She should be straight, loyal, and a family woman for an everlasting relationship. 

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Any takers??

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